Who knew the Canucks could be so sinister?
Put forth on January 11, 2007 by XicanoPwr
Posted in Canada, Misc
It is time to seal our North borders. We had it all wrong, it was never the Mexicans who wanted to invade us, IT WAS THE CANUCKS FROM SOVIET CANUCKISTAN!
The Defense Department is warning its American contractors over a new espionage threat - Canadian coins. You know those Canadian coins that accidentally end up in your pocket when your not looking. That is how the secret invasion is occurring.
In a U.S. government report, the department said the mysterious coins were found planted on U.S. contractors with classified security clearances on at least three separate occasions between October 2005 and January 2006 as the contractors traveled through Canada. (report)
It is a good thing we found them in time because coins apparently contained tiny radio frequency transmitters inside them, with the purpose of spying.
Why would they want to spy on us? Maybe they decided to do it preemptively before we invaded them.
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This is the blog of Edmundo "XicanoPwr" Rocha, a social worker, an activist, freelance writer and founder and editor of The Sanctuary. My interests include: immigration reform, critical race theory and it's interaction with equality/inequality and freedom/oppression as they relate to the experiences of people of color in the Americas.
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Wild. Semi-related: I am told there are actually more illegal aliens in the U.S. hailing from Canada than from points south.
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