People “Love” Me!
Normally, I don’t reply hate mail or comments, but sometimes receiving hate mail from slow-witted boorish morons can be amusing. All hate mail is unedited and presented in its entirety, unless noted otherwise.
Love Mail #1
From: SUPERAMERICANBLONDE
Subject: IT’S A SHAME mexicans ARE SO SMELLY !!!
….don’t they have showers or baths in lowly mexico??? I just wish lowly mexicans were better people….and did not act like animals and cockroaches.
Really? How do you know this? Did you conduct a scientific smell test or did you personally smell them yourself? Just wondering because this would make you are a complete idiot. No wonder why immigrants are “taking” jobs from Americans, you’re spending all your pathetic time bitching about immigrants.
Love Comment #2
This one deserves some special attention. I’d like to point out this guy can’t decide what email or name to use.
From: Joe billjohns1@aol.com; Joe texico1@peoplepc.com (Yes, Joe/Jose wrote it twice)
My ancestors, from Ireland, came in through Georgia. We were forced from Ireland because of religious persecution and starvation. They applied for citizenship papers, and after 3 years and many other mandatory requirements that you won’t take the time to bother learning, they became legal, law-abiding American Citizens. They grew their own food and built their own homes and paid taxes and also became friends with Indians and actually worked WITH slaves on New York Bank owned plantations that were brought there by the Dutch from African kings who sold them; kind of like the president of Mexico does with it’s poor he sends illegaly to the U.S. every day. You pro-illegal immigrant people are so full of hate and ignorance it’s no wonder most Americans want you and your hateful ilk out of this country. You refuse to learn the language, you mock our traditions and you rape, steal, and rob people and fill up our hospitals and you don’t pay taxes for it. You demand special treatment and expect respect for nothing. This land was NOT yours first…it was American Indians…the Redskin. As a half Cherokee myself, get off my land! We were here 12,000 years before the French and Spanish landed here, and then when Euro cultures came and you SOLD us Mexican land. Then when you wanted us to worship your religion or else…so we whipped your ass. And we whipped it over and over again. We don’t have a problem with any other nations except for you. They follow the rules and you are selfish resentful foul mouthed thugs. Remember the Alamo. By the way, I hate Mexican food as well as that terrible music, your ugly purple paint jobs on your houses and your low-riders and especially your putas, Cabron. Vete a la mierda.
From: Jose texico1@peoplepc.com
I knew you wouldn’t print the truth.
Oh poor guy, booo hooo hooo! I didn’t approve his comment. Hey Joe or Jose or whatever name you want to go by, I have some advice for you: try being less of a cry-baby mudbubble from now on; it makes you sound like a bitch. Since you like to piss and moan so much, I have a shampoo recommendation for you:

Give it a shot, it might help you stop being such an enormous cry-baby suck-ass whiner.
It would be poetic irony if one of Jose/Joe ancestors where part of the St. Patrick’s Battalion (Los San Patricios), the division who deserted the US Army to fight for the noble ideals of religion and a just cause against a Protestant invader of a peaceful nation, during the Mexican-American war.
Hey cabron, think before you try to play the one-upmanship game. Google mestizo pendejo. Thanks for playing.
Know that sending me hate mail or feel like expressing hate rhetoric in the comment section is a request for character defamation, endless belittling and excessive mockery. If people choose to do so, you acknowledge that I own all rights to the entire contents of your message, any images sent with the message, your email address, your house, your car, your first born and your soul. If you do not agree with these rules, then don’t send me hate mail.

Put forth on December 12, 2008 by XicanoPwr
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I’m pondering why hate-mailer #1 decided to let off the caps lock for “mexicans.” Some sort of guilt about being so obviously racist? A botched mail merge when sending out mass hate mail to people of all different nationalities?
(And I don’t think “pussy” is the best term for hate-mailer #2 — he’s a bigot and a whiner with a persecution complex, but that doesn’t make him effeminate (or make effeminate-ness a bad thing).)
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